OBAMA ILLUMINATI

Barack Obama...
...President of the United States...
...States...
...States have towns or cities in them, which normally have schools...
...Schools usually have lockers in them...
...lockers need locks...
...locks can have a chrome colour on them...
...GTA V has a chrome paint job...
...Paint comes in buckets...
...Microsoft paint...
...Microsoft is the developer of the Xbox 360...
...The Xbox 360 is called exactly that because when you see it you do a 360 spin and moonwalk away...
...Michael Jackson did a moonwalk...
...MJ died June 25 2009..
...25...
...5-2=3...
...A triangle has three sides...
...Obama has eyes...
Therefore Obama = Illuminati